2004 Amsterdam Marathon

Part III: The Big Run

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Is that the international thumbs up sign, or did someone tell these guys that this was the way to hitchhike a taxi ride to the stadium?

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One unique feature of the Amsterdam marathon is the pre-run intelligence test. One part of the test is to see how long you will stand in the rain without coming inside.

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It may be gray and cold today, but I'll stay plenty warm in my red-hot orange-sleeved shirt.

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Sorry, guys, this is not the way to Amsterdam's famous corporate-sponsored Red Light District.

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Less than one kilometer out, and already the old guys are claiming they can run faster than us.

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What would a run through Amsterdam be without placid canals and stoned-out hookers?

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My second trip past the Rijksmuseum. You will notice from the tilted screen that Penguin, Riddler, Joker, and Catwoman are running just a few steps behind me.

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If you are really serious about the Amsterdam marathon you need to run the race in wooden shoes.

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See that grin? Somebody needs to test that runner for recreational chemicals.

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Just a pleasant Sunday jog down the Europa Boulevard.

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Yes, I know it's a cliché to take pictures of Dutch windmills. The guy behind me who was talking on his cell-phone while running the marathon gave me grief for at least five minutes after this because had I stopped to take this picture.

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Balding guys and marathoners agree that grass doesn't grow on well-traveled roads.

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See that little white dot on the opposite bank of the river? I swear that's Paul.

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The citizens of Amstel were so impressed by the City of Amsterdam's pre-race intelligence test that they set up their own version. Here, race participants are asked to chase after parked cars.

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Nearly halfway there in two hours and four minutes. Just a little faster and I'll be giving Robert Cheboror a run for his money.

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Although the Netherlands is famous for its flatness, every once in a while during the run we encountered a really tough hill to climb. Even the bikers have to walk this stout grade.

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Isn't it nice that one of the city's leading investment firms was so glad to have a filthy-rich professor in town that they slathered his name all over one of the tallest buildings in the city?

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We'll cross that Amstel bridge when we come to it.

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The best runners are so efficient that their fastest strides look as effortless as if they were walking.

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They say that the last 20 meters are as hard as the entire run up to that point.

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Are you kidding me? OF COURSE I finished the race in under four hours!

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This first 41 kilometers was so much fun that I think I'll turn around and head back the other way!

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Yes I know the finish line is just seconds away, but maintaining a steady marathon pace is crucial at every single stage of the run.

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Sometimes the healing spirit power comes over you when you least expect it.

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Like David Hasselhoff I would like to begin by thanking all my German fans.

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Twenty-four hours and two medals later and we finally made it back to the Carolinas.

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Hey, Dear. When are you ever going to clean all that marathon junk off the dining room table?